The Republic of The United Federation of North Columbia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 69 million Columbians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped United Federation of North Columbian economy, worth 2.04 trillion UF Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,612 UF Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, for just a few extra UF Dollars Columbians can get new driving records with their new cars, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown. The United Federation of North Columbia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Federation of North Columbia is ranked 239,086^th in the world and 5,700^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.